1. You could live next door to a hung dude who stars in some of your favorite hot porn for a living.
2. The neighbors are proud of their large, hairy penises and invite you to masturbate with them.
3. There's lots of hot sex going on in the yard.
4. All the men put covers on their living room furniture so they can get together in the nude and show off their big boners.
6. There are plenty of giant, swinging cocks to enjoy.
7. You can be sure that your neighbors are hung and horny all the time.
8. Everyone is open about masturbation there.
9. Many of the neighbors are addicted to masturbation.
10. Erections are encouraged and exhibited throughout the park.
11. Masculine, hairy, horny men live there.
12. You can find a buddy who likes to spread his legs for your camera.
13. Mustaches are still in style.
14. With so much hard, hairy cock and sexy exhibitionists showing themselves off and masturbating you'll never notice the wood paneling.
15. No one minds if you have a cigarette.
16. Many of your neighbors will be ready and willing to share their fat penises with you.
17. Sexy guys with big dicks invite themselves over to your trailer and masturbate in front of you.
18. Many of your neighbors will be into edging.
19. You'll always be able to satisfy your need to suck a big dick.
20. If you're in the mood to let a horny dude suck you off you'll always find the right guy.
21. Actually, everyone in the trailer park loves the taste of cock.
22. Dick licking is encouraged.
23. Any place and any time is good for sucking cock.
24. Penises of varying sizes are available to practice your sucking skills.
25. Good cock suckers are rewarded with a hand job.
26. Many of your neighbors will have hairy balls.
27. No one will object if you leave your shirt on when you masturbate in front of them.
28. Everyone is laid back there.
29. Lots of group oral sex happens there.
30. Living at the trailer park is an endless cock party which permits you to experience so many sensations, such as having a guy suck your dick while another licks your balls.
31. If you're in the mood to have your ass fucked bareback all you have to do is show off your ass and the hung tops will take turns on your hole.
32. Group sex is encouraged and you might have the opportunity to try some ass to mouth.
33. Did I say that group sex is encouraged?
34. At the trailer park smoking is very sexy.
35. Water sports are enthusiastically encouraged.
36. Every day you'll face a new and exciting challenge.
37. The variety of pubic hair odors is mind blowing.
38. Every one takes their time to savor the sight and taste of a nice piece of cock.
39. Morning boners are shared with everyone.
40. Many men there leak a lot of pre cum.
41. Many of the retired trailer residents are to die for.
42. It's common at the trailer park to pop a boner and whip it out at any time.
43. The alternative punky types that live there are hung like donkeys.
44. You can always find a man who likes it when you call him daddy.
45. Lots of guys there are really anal.
46. You'll be guaranteed that your next door neighbor is hung and wants you to look at his big dong.
47. Beefy, hairy dudes live there.
48. The bikers are especially horny and hung.
49. Smoke n' stroke day is every day!
50. You don't have to bother taking your sunglasses off to masturbate.
51. No one notices if you have patio furniture in your living room.
52. Condoms are optional and hardly ever required.
53. Most of the guys don't shave their pubes.
54. For every resident who has a big cock there's another resident who has an even bigger cock.
55. You are encouraged to spread your legs and play with your ass while you masturbate.
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